True stories about online dating

This only irritated me because he didn't really ask, he just decided.

But the best part of the night was right before I went to bed (he was staying on the couch): He asked me if I should change my pad.

I said, "Definitely not." A few minutes later he dropped something on the floor, and while retrieving it tried to put the toes of my crossed legs in his mouth. I met a guy on Ok Cupid, and we hit it off pretty well.

I was incredibly freaked out and threatened to call the police, which scared him off.

I dodged a bullet and will never trust dating online again. We began messaging, and he seemed like a nice person, so we exchanged numbers.

After a few days of talking on Whats App, our conversation fizzled out, and we stopped talking.

A couple of weeks later, totally out of the blue, he sent me a picture of a random woman's boobs.

Confused by this, I just sent back a question mark, and he then said, "Send more." I am not the kind of person to send pictures of myself to people, ever, so I politely declined his request.

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