Online dating ugly

A date would necessitate the removal of the roof and a whale sling. NOT INTO EMAIL TENNIS I need to secure a date as soon as possible, before you suss out what a tedious dullard I am. A woman's place is in the home and, more precisely, the kitchen - preferably cooking his meals and elbow deep in his dirty shirts. He'll order for you in a restaurant and pat you on the bottom and say 'don't you worry your pretty head about it' when you ask him about his day. Only to be pursued if you like men who moult all over your furniture. Speak slowly and clearly and always be within five minutes of a toilet.

Cuddling is very unlikely, although squashing is a distinct possibility. The good news is he travels for free and gets in half-price at the cinema. The sort of person you cross the road to avoid, even if the road is the M1 in the rushhour.

What the hell, I'm a busy man these days and its hard to meet women, and the first dating site I sign up to, click after click, summary after summary, just ugly, vile hags who I'd never have sex with even if humanity depended on it for continuance of the human race.

Women are overlooking such fabulous men because of their hair follicles?

I just also posted a question about why white girls would marry black guys when baby turns out white with large afo, I am very drunk right now and don't give a sh*t, right now, I'm going to go pee. im too f***ing busy in my professional life to meet women, I'm too busy making too much money to go out there and meet women.

A friend forwarded me an article about looks on the dating site Ok Okay, maybe it didn’t blow my mind, but it did validate everything that I’ve ever said about online dating.

I just signed up for Ok Cupid, all the girls on that site are hideous, ugly and fat.

They look like a cross between Whoopi Goldberg and Roseanne, and Ricki Lake.

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