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After spending three years working undercover for the FBI, he was eventually convicted for his role in the price-fixing and also plead guilty to fraud.
That's how these things spread like wildfire.'Matt is promoting his new movie, The Informant!
Pictured: The famous photo from the cover of Bohemian Rhapsody‘It was Freddie’s confessional.
It was about how different his life could have been.‘It’s fairly obvious to me this was Freddie’s coming-out song,’ said Sir Tim.‘I’ve spoken to Roger Taylor [the band’s drummer] about it.
Beowulf is naked, and he yells about how he was naked when he fought Grendel. ” Thus kicking off the secondary joke here, which is that Beowulf is secretly gay.
Beowulf talks about how he and his “partner” Paul opened up an “antique shop”. Calvin’s stunt double fights the panda, and this part seriously never ends.
While Will and Vanessa return the skull to the altar, the Princess and Calvin try to escape the museum.
I think he was in the process of managing it rather well.
For 40 years, Bohemian Rhapsody has been one of the world’s favourite rock songs but has baffled its millions of fans with its wilfully obscure lyrics.
Finally, they get to the Crystal Skull Altar, which has a convenient sign above the door that says “Crystal Skull Altar”. Tony also reveals that he got gonorrhea “so many times, my johnson looked like a melted Baby Ruth,” and that back in the ’70s, he was known as “Chlamydia Jones”. Finally, Tony attempts to return the skull to the altar, by swinging over on his whip. Will executes the landing perfectly and places the skull on the altar. According to the DVD special features, the lyrics there were changed to “I’m Dating Matt Damon”. To this, and to “I’ve had it with these goddamned snakes on this goddamned plane”, I have only one thing to say: if you can’t tell the joke the way it was meant to be told, don’t tell it all.
The place is a vaguely Indiana Jones-esque tomb, and the music in here is also vaguely Indiana Jones-esque. He says Will’s mom was a “real slut” and he has a “hot-ass whore in every major city”. Oh man, I am so writing a screenplay with that title. But on his first attempt, he breaks his hip (because Harrison Ford is old, get it? In response, Vanessa sings that she’s fucking Hannah Montana.